PINOCCHIO WITHOUT A NOSE

I've always liked Pinocchio, maybe for the fact that he couldn't tell a lie without you knowing or perhaps it was the fantasy it portrayed that you could always detect liars. I'm not exempted, I'm a liar and I'm a 300 level student in the faculty of science (just for the record this isn’t one of my lies, I’m telling the truth) and this story of mine started off late 200 level. I was hesitant to tell the story, as it is still unfolding. But I was convinced by my friend who owns this blog that my story needs to be heard. He probably lied when he said he was doing it for my own good, but I've grown used to hearing lies that it's beginning to sound like the truth lately. Lies from the government about a change era, lies from your parents about no money, lies from your friends about not preparing well before exams and lies from your boyfriend.

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Sugar Daddy for the Sugar Girl Part 2

Hi I’m Ralia, 

         I am now in my final year. I have been handed my own unique 99 problems and 99000 things to do in just 24 hours, finalist writing his/ her final project would understand. Guess who is my project supervisor?

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Sugar Daddy for the Sugar girl

              “You’re a promising young woman, I can tell”, he said. I smiled, “Thank you sir”. And my day was made. How could it not be? I was three weeks into my freshman year here in UI and my academic coordinator already saw promise in me. I have never been the best in any of my classes, not even in primary school. I won’t become one of those parents who lie to their children saying – when I was your age, I always came first in my classes. No, I am not one to delude or pretend.

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The Bro Code

In the grand pyramid of popularity, I’m a very popular person in this University, which is why I would not reveal my name. So my name in this case is Daniel, and this is a story of how not to become like Daniel, ergo, me. I’m a pretty cool guy, handsome, I get a ton of girls and I keep it real with my boys, I’m not gay or anything but I prioritize my boys over the girls in my life. Because no matter what, my boys got my back. Yoruba demon.

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CTY

If you are an ardent reader of this blog, you would recall that we once wrote about the “catch them young” phenomenon but while writing we might have inferred that it’s something done by only guys. We recently discovered that it’s also done by girls (now Deborah this isn’t about you and Seun, I will never do such a thing).  Well, girls might have different reasons but what could those reasons be?

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