This just concluded semester was a tough one for us at UIStoriesThatTouch particularly because we lost one of our own to the cold hands of death, my girlfriend left me because I didn’t buy her the economic recession that people were talking about and I tried leaving the country, but apparently you’re not allowed to sneak into airplanes through someone’s travelling bag.
Anyway, like we said this semester we’re back with a bang and here’s just an overview of what to expect; we’re dropping locations and dates and times for all the important fresher’s welcome for our thirsty ‘staleites’and paedophilic finalist, we’re exposing the cagey princesses in Queens Hall, the mummy’s boys in Mellanby, the proud Kuti boys, the snitching girls in Awo, the pretentious Idia girls, uncultured Zik boys, and the overeager Indy boys. Oh we didn’t forget Tedder, y’all are not just important, you’ll find out why in subsequent posts. For now, relax and take a trip down memory lane with our previous posts, and wait till next week Wednesday or who knows, there might be a surprise post on the girl that got her hand cut on St Anne’s road or the runs girl who got pregnant and is having a hard time figuring out who the father is. This semester is full of surprises from us at UISTT.
Till then, tell a friend to tell another about UIStoriesThatTouch, especially that fresher I met at Social Science that wanted to take a bike to CBN.
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